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Funny Mothers Day Quotes and Mom SMS Greetings


Written under: Human Interest, Lifestyle, Pop Culture

Our celebration of Mother’s Day continues today with some funny Mothers Day quotes which you can send as SMS greetings. We know you are enjoying our free Mothers Day poems collection so as requested, here are some funny Mother’s Day quotes below.

Do check out our related news articles on the sidebar to get more Mother’s Day tips including some wonderful and cheap gift ideas and to know where to get free ecards for Mothers Day.

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Funny Mother’s Day Quotes

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
Phyllis Diller

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”
Oscar Wilde, “The Importance of Being Earnest”

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
Peter De Vries

“Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that.”
Golda Meir

“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.”
Aristotle

“God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.”
Jewish Proverb

“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.”
Sophia Loren, “Women and Beauty”

“A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.”
Irish Proverb

“Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it.”
Haim Ginott

“You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back.”
William D. Tammeus

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