Nov 26, 2009
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
Written under: Human Interest, Lifestyle
In light of the coming Thanksgiving, we would like to share with you some funny or humorous Thanksgiving jokes to tell your family while you bond and talk over dinner.
We assume no credit for these Thanksgiving jokes, these were collected by our staff from various sources in the internet. Happy Thanksgiving! Be safe and have fun.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside
Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: Because they use such FOWL language
Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I’m stuffed!
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks
Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Q: Why do turkeys always gobble?
A: They haven’t been taught good table manners!
Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!
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